the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

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Dear Label Switching Jerk That Shops at Target,
I am sure you are proud of yourself for getting the expensive organic sheets for the price of the cheapest sheets in the whole store. Thanks to you I paid for the expensive sheets and got the crap ones. If I didnt happen to wash all sheets before putting them on my bed I might have noticed and been able to return them. THANKS FOR THE FIFTY DOLLAR ITCHY FREAKING FUTURE TABLE CLOTH.

curlykytta:

comedium:

news flash: bbc finally does something right

Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

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URGENT! PLEASE HELP! This is Vernon. He is an adult, male cat. He needs a home or a foster and he needs one fast! His current foster is moving and cannot keep him any longer. Vernon now only has a few days before he may end up in a shelter. Countless rescues have been called but they are all full. Vernon is talkative, dances for love (he literally sits up and claps) and a big boy up to date on shots and fixed. He has lived with cats and dogs before but may need to be introduced slowly because of all the stress of moving. IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW COULD HELP VERNON, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Vernon is in Los Angeles and would love a forever home, but even a foster is better than nothing. PLEASE HELP VERNON!
Please reblog/signal boost and spread the word around to ANYONE that might want Vernon. His foster has waited as long as possible but this is her last week in the apartment. After that Vernon has no chance.
PLEASE HELP.
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URGENT! PLEASE HELP! This is Vernon. He is an adult, male cat. He needs a home or a foster and he needs one fast! His current foster is moving and cannot keep him any longer. Vernon now only has a few days before he may end up in a shelter. Countless rescues have been called but they are all full. Vernon is talkative, dances for love (he literally sits up and claps) and a big boy up to date on shots and fixed. He has lived with cats and dogs before but may need to be introduced slowly because of all the stress of moving. IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW COULD HELP VERNON, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Vernon is in Los Angeles and would love a forever home, but even a foster is better than nothing. PLEASE HELP VERNON!

Please reblog/signal boost and spread the word around to ANYONE that might want Vernon. His foster has waited as long as possible but this is her last week in the apartment. After that Vernon has no chance.

PLEASE HELP.

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nevver:

The Dinosaur Pet Guide (larger)

Yes yes and yes

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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