chkchkchkboom:

maynotouchevertameyou:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yo KT, looks like your #pleaseandthankyoumovement is desperately needed in IN. (Notice how polite CT is…)

look at georgia! we’re real cute with our manners n shit!

LOL this reminds me. This week I tried to explain to a CA native friend of mine that a GA native friend of mine is so glad to be leaving so cal. She graduated school and was out like a shot in 2 days. She didn’t mind socal weather but she HATED day to day life with socal people.
 A lot of southern folks are so damned polite that they forget it is their culture to be polite and when they leave, they think everyone else is rude as fuck. As a GA native, I see where they are coming from. I am just glad I remember that it isn’t that people are being rude (well, sometimes they are…) but usually it is just a cultural difference.
Southerns represent them manners.

chkchkchkboom:

maynotouchevertameyou:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yo KT, looks like your #pleaseandthankyoumovement is desperately needed in IN. (Notice how polite CT is…)

look at georgia! we’re real cute with our manners n shit!

LOL this reminds me. This week I tried to explain to a CA native friend of mine that a GA native friend of mine is so glad to be leaving so cal. She graduated school and was out like a shot in 2 days. She didn’t mind socal weather but she HATED day to day life with socal people.

 A lot of southern folks are so damned polite that they forget it is their culture to be polite and when they leave, they think everyone else is rude as fuck. As a GA native, I see where they are coming from. I am just glad I remember that it isn’t that people are being rude (well, sometimes they are…) but usually it is just a cultural difference.

Southerns represent them manners.

sound reasoning.

sound reasoning.

(Source: modernmadonna, via najmetender)

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

I don’t care if Yves Saint Laurent personally whittled them out of unicorn tears, angel wings, and the bar of soap Karl Lagerfeld uses to wash his delicate face.

THOSE DO NOT FIT YOU TAKE THAT SHIT OFF AND GET A DIFFERENT PAIR.

This is what it looks like when the fella and I do yoga.
Like… no joke. He made the mistake of weightlifting and strength training but not loosening his muscles, and thus has NO range of motion. NONE.
We do yoga together to try to help him out, but we just started this month. It is SO hard for him. After a month he is still more than 6 inches from him toes. BUT! It is major progress! He couldn’t get past his knees when we started!

This is what it looks like when the fella and I do yoga.

Like… no joke. He made the mistake of weightlifting and strength training but not loosening his muscles, and thus has NO range of motion. NONE.

We do yoga together to try to help him out, but we just started this month. It is SO hard for him. After a month he is still more than 6 inches from him toes. BUT! It is major progress! He couldn’t get past his knees when we started!

lickypickystickyme:

I’m the only one living in this house. I’m the only one buying groceries in this house.

This results in me being pissed at myself for only buying wholesome healthy food and nothing to indulge on.

GPOYEVERYDAMNEDDAY

Reasons I should never have kids #329:
I am too neurotic for my own good. Like… I just woke up, god knows what I was dreaming, but I woke up in a majorly cold sweat and super upset with my heart racing and my first thought awake/possibly last thought while asleep so I totally remember it?
WHAT IF someone in a cafe or fast food place cut their finger, bled on my ketchup, and now I have hepatitis C and don’t even know it!

See? TOO NEUROTIC. WTF, Brain? What the ever living fuck?

Reasons I should never have kids #329:

I am too neurotic for my own good.
Like… I just woke up, god knows what I was dreaming, but I woke up in a majorly cold sweat and super upset with my heart racing and my first thought awake/possibly last thought while asleep so I totally remember it?

WHAT IF someone in a cafe or fast food place cut their finger, bled on my ketchup, and now I have hepatitis C and don’t even know it!

See? TOO NEUROTIC. WTF, Brain? What the ever living fuck?

oldenough2burmom:

Creating community.

As a hair dresser, I would like to get something like this going in LA.

oldenough2burmom:

Creating community.

As a hair dresser, I would like to get something like this going in LA.

(Source: anoncentral, via the-lost-texan)

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

nerdy girlie joygasm!

(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo, via mochafleur)

52hearts:

Tamimi Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya

“Giraffe Manor offers you an unparalleled experience of the giraffes, with them vying for your attention at the breakfast table, the front door and even your bedroom window.”

(Photos from here and here)

Table for two?

(via acciolesbians)

noblefleur:

Gold.

OMG her fucking hair ::rolls in the floor with envy::
SO PRETTY.

noblefleur:

Gold.

OMG her fucking hair ::rolls in the floor with envy::

SO PRETTY.

(via mochafleur)