Reasons I should never have kids #329:
I am too neurotic for my own good.
Like… I just woke up, god knows what I was dreaming, but I woke up in a majorly cold sweat and super upset with my heart racing and my first thought awake/possibly last thought while asleep so I totally remember it?
WHAT IF someone in a cafe or fast food place cut their finger, bled on my ketchup, and now I have hepatitis C and don’t even know it!
See? TOO NEUROTIC. WTF, Brain? What the ever living fuck?